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Humpty and Dumpty in London

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Humpty and Dumpty in London

Mesaj Scris de ღAnnieღ la data de Lun Mar 12, 2012 11:41 pm

Humpty and Dumpty in London
L-Laura
Oa-Oana
Ol-Olimpia
S- Ștefania
L: Good afternoon, ladies and gentlemen,I’m miss Mill and...
Oa+Ol: Yo people!
Oa: We’re Humpty...
Ol:and Dumpty and your boat races we’ll be shocked!
L: Excuse me ladies...I’m looking for the „Royal Restaurant”
Ol: Wait, wait ,wait...what happened to your whistle and flute?
Oa: Yeah man, you’re in London now so you can take it easy-peasy lemon squeezy
L: Firstly ,I am a lady . And...what do you mean?
Ol: [laughing MU-HA-HA]
Oa:I can’t Adam and Eve it! She can’t understand us!
L: Whatever, I just want to know how to get to that restaurant.
Ol: Well, you can use your plates of meat,but if you have enough bread and honey you can take a jam jar...
Oa:You go straight this street and you’ll see a big building.You’ll have to climb up the apples and pears and enter that building.
L:Ok, I just want to tell you that you are crazy,crazy, CRAZY people!
Ol+Oa: Ok, ok, wait...
Ol: We’ll lead you to the restaurant.
Oa: Let’s go!
[At the restaurant]
S: Good afternoon! Welcome to „The Royal Restaurant”!
L: Good afternoon madame!
Ol+Oa: Hey yo! Wazzup?!
S:What’s the metter with them? [to Miss Mill]
L:I really have no idea, but I’d like to find out.
S: Have you already booked a table?
Oa: We’re Humpty&Dumpty, man!It’s normal to have an Aunt Mabel fish hooked.
S:All right...Come here please...
[Now Miss Mill, Humpty and Dumpty are sitting down at their table]
S: Here are the menus,ladies.
L: Thank you!
Oa: What’s that man?
Ol:I don’t know.
L:What’s the metter?Don’t you like the food?
Oa: What’s this...piece of...paper?!?
L: It’s a menu.
Ol: Oh! It’s a me and you.
L: Right...whatever...thank you!
Ol+Oa: Tom Hanks!
S: Where?Where?!
Ol: No, no , no...
Ol+Oa : Shabba Ranks.
S: Uhhh, I believe they’re chinese.
L: Oh no!Believe me, they’re aliens!!
S: So, what would you like to order?
L: Well, I’d like to have some tea.
Oa: Yo man, I want a Richard Gere with white mice!
S: Do you want me to put a mouse in your...drink?
Oa: A white mouse!!
Ol: Well, well ,well...My rolls-royce is a Richard Gere too.
S: Mhm...and let me guess, do you also prefer mice... in your ...drink?
Ol: Yeah, Richard Gere is very Robin Hood if you add white mice!
S: Okey...I’m confused...and you, Miss Mill, my last hope, what else you’d like to order?
L: I would like to have some salad!
Ol: We’d also want some salad with Rocking Horse,and some right said Fred.
S: Suuuure, I’ll be back in 10 minutes with your order.
[Humpty is waiting for 3 seconds,then...]
Oa: Ok!! That’s enough bro’ ! We’ve been waitin’ for 2 hours! What kind of restaurant is this?!
L: Tehnically , there were only 3 seconds...
Oa: Shut up lady!!
Ol: Calm down bro’ ...I’ll do...
Oa: No...noooo, no, no, not that!
Ol: Oh yeah...I’m gonna...rubber duck!
Oa: Oh no!Trust me,that’s the end for everybody!
S: Here is your salad, ladies.
Ol:Give me some space, please! And now,thebiggest moment of the day: I’ll add some cheese,a little salt and ...we mix it up.[Salad is flying all over Miss Mill’s costume]
L: Ok, I’m pissed off about you! You’ve destroyed my perfect day!!! [Miss Mill quits the scene]
Ol+Oa: Okeey, Baked potato!
L: Dont worry Captain Fluffy! It’s all over now! [ Dog from her bag barks]
Ol+Oa: Captain Fluffy?!? Oh, that’s just so...cewl!
Ol: I must tell my bro’ on the dog and bone about this! She will come back...they always do!
Oa: True...true...
[Both girls start laughing out loud]
THE END!





Cockney rhyming slang words used:
Richard Gere- Beer
Right said Fred- Bread
Robin Hood- Good
Rolls-Royce- Choice
Rubber duck- Cook
Fish Hook- Book
Aunt Mabel- Table
Me and you- Menu
Easy-peasy lemon squeezy – Easy
Apples and pears- Stairs
Dog and bone- Telephone
Tom Hanks- Thanks
Shabba Ranks- Thanks
White mice- Ice
Adam and Eve- Believe
Bread and honey- Money
Jam Jar- Car
Boat races- Faces
Whistle and flute- Costume
Plates of meat- Feet
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